So here I'll be giving you the stats of a full grown grizzly bear, which in no way shape or form phases me. Why am I showing you this? Because I know exactly how to overcome each aspect of a bear to kill it with seriously just a knife and my once in a lifetime generational athletic abilities.
Height: 3.3ft on all fours (pussy), 9ft standing
Weight: 500-600lb
Speed: 35mph
Strength: Max lift 1100lb
Agility: Dog shit
Alphaness: Build-a-Bear Workshop
- Here is me capturing footage of two full grown bears fighting each other in the wild. Why did I do this you ask? Just like any ufc fighter out there, I study my opponents, which honestly not even necessary. See how fucking slow they move compared to how I moved with a 200lb vest on in my video (located in My Once in a Lifetime Generational Athlete Stats)? My lateral movement provides them no chance, at that point my knifes already in the bears jugular. Can't go in depth on that here, but m Premium members will get access to my techniques
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