So here I'll be giving you the stats of a full grown grizzly bear, which in no way shape or form phases me. Why am I showing you this? Because I know exactly how to overcome each aspect of a bear to kill it with seriously just a knife and my once in a lifetime generational athletic abilities.Height: 3.3ft on all fours (pussy), 9ft standingWeight: 500-600lb Speed: 35mphStrength: Max lift 1100lbAgility: Dog shitAlphaness: Build-a-Bear Workshop
For those of you who don't know me, you need to fully understand that I am literally a once in a lifetime generational athlete. A specimen who can without any doubt... kill a full grown bear with a knife. Don't believe me? Then you're actually a fucking dumbass, but thats okay. Let me leave you with some real life stats and footage here before we dig deeper into this. Premium members will have access to my step by step process of how I can seriously and actually kill a massive bear with just a knife.
"I'm surprised JD never tried out for the league, he really is a once in a lifetime generational athlete and thats coming from me. I'd put my career on his ability to kill a bear with a knife."
Lebron James
"Lets just say, I've never been trucked as hard by a man during a scrimmage game in my 30 years of life. He can probably do it without a knife."
TJ Watts
"I'd be lying if I said I was the one who came up with "Who the fuck is that guy?" It was JD towards me before I lost a sparring match with him. The lad can kill a bear with knife boys, trust me."
Connor McGregor